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 11 - Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
 
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans 1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. 2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key. 3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster. 4. 2 + 2 = 5 for extrememly large values of 2. 5. Computers are not ...
 
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 12 - Software Demo
 
Speech Recognition Software Demo At a recent Sacramento PC User's Group meeting, a company was demonstrating its latest speech-recognition software. A representative from the company was just about ready to start the demonstration and asked everyone in ...
 
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 13 - POE and PCs
 
POE and PCs Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warmth of bedsheets, still I sat there, doing spreadsheets. Having reached the bottom line, I took a f ...
 
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 14 - If PCs Were Toasters...
 
If IBM made toasters ... They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwide market for five, maybe six toasters. If Microsoft made toasters ... Every time you bought a loaf of ...
 
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 15 - Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
 
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!! 1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy-----for a year!!!!! 2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control. 3. You see something funny and scream, LOL, LOL. 4. You tell everyone, that after su ...
 
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 16 - Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
 
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant. This program is known as - Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS). Next Monday, there will be a meeting in which I will show MYASS to ever ...
 
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 17 - Microsofties
 
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 10. 1 to release a beta version 1 to complete the documentation 1 to test for hardware compatibility 1 to deny tech support 1 to configure the TCP/IP 1 to check for y2k complianc ...
 
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 18 - Gates, the Carmaker...
 
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon ...
 
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 19 - Classic Oxymoron
 
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's? Answer: Microsoft Works! ...
 
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 20 - True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
 
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk employee was fired: however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for Termination without Cause. Actual dialog of a former WordPerfect Customer Support ...
 
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