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 81 - Old man from Trent - Limmerick
 
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent, And so to save trouble, He put it in double, And instead of coming, he went! ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 95 fois
 82 - Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
 
Limmerick of the Day: There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get it on with a match, She got so excited, The damn thing ignited, And burned all the hair off her snatch! ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 102 fois
 83 - Name It
 
After a hot, hard day's work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender for a beer. The bartender replied There's one thing every man has to do here before getting served. You have to tell me the name of y ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 113 fois
 84 - Will you marry me?
 
There is this guy who has a 25 inch dick. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his dick smaller because he just can't please the ladies because it is just too big, he hasn't found a lady yet who likes it and he can't get any pleasu ...
 
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 85 - Confucious say: Man who go to bed.......
 
Confucious say: Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger. ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 145 fois
 86 - Man with no arms.
 
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that was in there, asked, I don't mean to be rude sir, but how to you go to the bathroom with no arms? The guys with no arms replied, Well I need a little help, could you unzip my pants? ...
 
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 87 - Hello
 
Q: Why didn't the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax? A: Because the Tampax were stuck-up cunts! ...
 
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 88 - 5 Good Reasons Not To...
 
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis! 1. You're bald your entire life. 2. You have a hole in your head. 3. You live between two nuts. 4. An asshole lives behind you. 5. When you get excited, you throw up and then you faint. ...
 
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 89 - OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
 
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his around his waist, and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a roma ...
 
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 90 - Secret
 
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it's a gay bar, but decides, What the heck, I really want a drink. When the gay waiter approaches he says to the guy, What's the name of your penis? Guy: Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want i ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 137 fois
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