61 - Dead Pussy
 
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, Sit with my wife. You two ...
 
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 62 - No Pubic Hair?
 
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms. When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair. The man shouted, What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there. The prostitute snapped back, What do you want ...
 
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 63 - Bragging Cowboys
 
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins. The first says, I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull ...
 
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 64 - C&A
 
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ''why do you have 'R' and 'L' on your hands?'' He replies ''So I know which is my left and which is my right'' 'Oh'' says the guy ''Now I know why my wife has C and A written on her panties!'' ...
 
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 65 - Tattoo On Her Butt
 
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a beautiful little China doll. He brought her back to the States and they were very happy. He always enjoyed looking at her rear end and telling her what a beautiful butt she had. E ...
 
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 66 - Pirate and Lost Body Parts
 
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, an hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, So, how did you end up with the peg-leg? The pirate replies We were in a st ...
 
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 67 - Aliens At a Gas Pump
 
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out of their ship and look around. The first thing they see that resembles a being is the Gas pump. The two Aliens approach. The first one says Earthling take me to your leader! He g ...
 
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 68 - Confucius Joke
 
Confucius says: Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth. ...
 
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 69 - I'm Turner Brown
 
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown. The sma ...
 
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 70 - How to Blow your money !!
 
One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife asked were have u been all day, he said to get a tattoo on his penis. The wife asked why? He said so u can stay home and blow money!! ...
 
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