81 - Lager Prayer
 
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, At home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarce ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 100 fois
 82 - Hows This for Nuts
 
A Pirate walks into a bar The Bar tender says Do you realise that you have a wheel between your legs The Pirate Replies Yeh I do its driving me Nuts. ...
 
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 83 - Hows This for Nuts
 
A Pirate walks into a bar The Bar tender saysDo you realise that you have a wheel between your legs The Pirate RepliesYeh I do its driving me Nuts. ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 105 fois
 84 - baby joke
 
whats pink and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool......a baby with burst armbands. ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 97 fois
 85 - Six times Six
 
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars to buy a drink. All of a sudden she gets an idea that she knows will solve her problems. She takes her change and goes to the man at the end of the bar and says, Mister, I'm broke an ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 119 fois
 86 - Panda in a Bar
 
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please so the barman took his order and the panda went to sit down. Soon a waiter brought over his meal. The panda ate it up, thanked and tipped the waite ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 82 fois
 87 - The duck in the bar
 
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for the bartender. The bartender walks up, hands the duck a menu, waits a while, and comes back to take his order. What'll it be? the bartender says. The duck says, I think I'll have th ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 106 fois
 88 - The Crying Horse
 
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night. So he says ok and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts laughing and th ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 86 fois
 89 - Hippie in a Bar
 
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it's a restaurant. He walks up to the counter, and says to the barkeep, I want a hot dog, not too hot, not too cold, but in the groove. So the barkeep walks into the back room, and tells this to the manager, who ...
 
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 90 - Fastest Thing In The World
 
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play a little game about what each of them thought was the fastest thing in the world. Well the first guy says, I think a Concord Jet is the fastest thing in the world, because it can go faster ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 95 fois