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 71 - Who needs women
 
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the man drinks one and pours the other shot in his hand, the man did this 3 times before the bartender finally asks him ----why is it you drink 1 shot and pour the other in your hand. The man r ...
 
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 72 - Turnaround is fair play!
 
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while? She yells, No, I won't sleep with you tonight! Every ...
 
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 73 - Signs that you may be a drunk!
 
*** Signs that you just might have a drinking problem. *** You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Your job is interfering with your drinking. Your doctor finds traces of blood in ...
 
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 74 - The Telepathic Watch!
 
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, Is your date running late? No, he replies, I just ...
 
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 75 - Tough guy eh?
 
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back she's crying. Her boyfriend asks her what happend. As I was leaving the bathroom, a big guy at the pool table said he wanted to kiss my breasts all night long ...
 
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 76 - Good Samaritan
 
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home. Being a good Samaritan, the man agrees. The ...
 
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 77 - Dying Wives!
 
I was married 3 times explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull. That's a shame. said his friend , How did it happen? ...
 
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 78 - And You Think Blondes R Dumb!
 
Guy goes to wash his shirt but has never used the washer. He yells to his wife, Honey, how do I wash this shirt? She hollars back, what does the shirt say? He says: Oklahoma State Ba Dom Bom- ...
 
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 79 - Slammin 'em down!
 
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, Give me six double vodka. The barman says, Wow! you must have had one hell of a day. Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay. The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for th ...
 
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 80 - The innocent sikh
 
There was a sikh in a park sitting on the bench as a british man came and asked him are you feeling sick but the sikh never knew english as good, so he said yes (because he thought that guy was askin if he was a sikh)then the british man rang the ambulanc ...
 
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