61 - I Blew Chunks
 
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in the course of the evening and the guys get split up. Next morning they're all at work discussing what went on after they lost one other... The first guy says, Man I was so trashed last ni ...
 
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 62 - Bad News
 
This man walks in a bar and says to the bartender, Hey Joe, how about fixing me up with 8 shots of whiskey and 8 bottles of beer? Joe says, Well hell, what's the matter? The Man says, Well, my son has just come home from college and I found out he's ...
 
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 63 - Measuring Monkey
 
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey jumps around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the p ...
 
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 64 - Give Me the Bill
 
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill. So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $37.00. The drunk says, I haven't got i ...
 
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 65 - Celebration
 
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. What can I get you? the bartender inquires. I want 6 shots of Jagermeister, responded the young man. 6 shots! Are you celebrating something? Yeah, my first blow job. Well, in that case, let me give you ...
 
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 66 - 7 Shots of Vodka!
 
Man goes to the bar and says bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka. The bartender says Ok, but pal you are gonna hurt yourself with that. The man says Just pour them. The man takes the first shot and the bartender says Hey, you want to talk about it? T ...
 
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 67 - Cheeseburger
 
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says Hey bartender give me a beer. The bartender says - I'm sorry we don't serve food here. ...
 
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 68 - Brrr!
 
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He sits at the bar and orders a pint and a half of lager. The gremlin downs his half-pint, runs long the bar, dips his head in a blokes beer and goes, Brrr!. The guy orders another pi ...
 
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 69 - A canadian in a Texas bar...
 
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar. He sits on this HUGE stool and says to the bartender' man, I heard things are big down here in Texas, but this is ridiculas!' and orders a mug of beer. He gets a pitcher of beer and asks the bartender, ' ...
 
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 70 - Crawling Home
 
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the bartender, I have to go home or the wife will be mad. (at this point he was loaded drunk) He climbed down from the bar stool, and fell flat on his face. The man then said I can't walk ...
 
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