51 - Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
 
It was New Year's Eve ... by then, actually, it was very early on New Year's morning. The drunk staggered out of the men's room and wobbled his way to the bar. I, uh, lll..., I'll ha-have anudder. Maske itta dubble. The bartender looks him over and not ...
 
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 52 - Singing Frog
 
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: No way. I don't think you can pay for it. The guy says, You're right. I don't have any money, but if I show you something you haven't seen before, will you give me a drink? ...
 
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 53 - yo mama so fat...
 
yo mama sooo fat..when she jumped in the ocean the ocean jumped out ...
 
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 54 - yo mama is..
 
yo mama so ugly, freddy krueger used to have nightmares about her ...
 
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 55 - Man's best friend.
 
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn't touched his drink for over a half an hour. He heads over to talk to him. Bartender: Hey pal, is something wrong? The Guy: Yeah, I'm really depressed Bartender: W ...
 
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 56 - Pirate Walks into a Bar
 
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his groin. The bartender looks at him and asks, Does that hurt? The pirate replies, Arg! It drives me nuts! ...
 
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 57 - Curly Toes
 
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They hit it off pretty well and soon Bert suggested they go to his apartment for some extracurricular activity. Well it wasn't long before they found themselves in bed making passionate love. ...
 
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 58 - chewing gum and chickens
 
why did the chewing gum cross the road? because it was stuck to the chickens foot! ...
 
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 59 - confucious say
 
confucious say ...man who wipe ass with vegetation, may turn over new leaf ...
 
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 60 - the snacks
 
A hamburger and a hot dog walk into a bar. the barman said we dont sell food here! ...
 
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