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 41 - Speak
 
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can't. The bartender quickly takes the bet and the owner looks at the dog and asks, ...
 
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 42 - Pocket Drinker
 
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again ...
 
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 43 - The drunk.
 
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologiz ...
 
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 44 - Neutron orders a beer
 
Neutron goes into a Pub & orders a beer. The publican gives him a beer & says: For you there is NO charge ...
 
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 45 - I'm Cured!
 
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer, then stands on the bar, drops his pants and pisses all over the place. The bar tender freaks out. You dirty disgusting pig! How dare you come into my bar and urinate! I'll beat the shit out ...
 
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 46 - SOTALLY TOBER
 
starkle starkle little twink who the hell you are I think I'm not under what you call the alcofluence of incohol I'm just a little slort of sheep I'm not drunk like tinkle peep I don't know who is me yet but the drunker I stand here the longer I ...
 
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 47 - BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
 
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to gent' ...
 
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 48 - Overdose
 
An illiterate chief goes to London with his barely literate translator and gets constipation. He sends the linguist to the drug store to get him some remedy. The linguist arrives at the store and says to the attendant Master, problem. Big Chief, No ...
 
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 49 - puddlez
 
a duck walks into a bar, the bartender askes him his name, well im huey,what have you been doing all day replys the bartender, ive peen in and out of puddles all day liven the life of a duck, momenst later another duck walks in, hi wats your name askes ...
 
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 50 - Football
 
where do you regulary see 45,500 tits on display. Anfield ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 135 fois
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