31 - The Ballerina
 
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, What man out there will buy a lady a drink? The whole bar goe ...
 
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 32 - The Punk and the Old Fart
 
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner. The punk had multicolored, spiked hair and multicolored feather earings. After a while the punk got mad and said to the old man What are you staring at? Back when I was in the ar ...
 
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 33 - The Dead Dog
 
There's a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog called Fido, who's 24, which is very old for a dog. One day the dog tragically dies, and they bury him but keep his tail separate as a memorial. That night, the man hears a strange noise and rush ...
 
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 34 - Drink to Forget
 
Sign seen in a bar: Those drinking to forget please pay in advance. ...
 
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 35 - In Just 3 Words...
 
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare & walked di ...
 
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 36 - The Bar
 
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar: ------------------------------------- | Cheese Sandwich: $ 1.50 | | Chicken Sandwich: $ 2.50 | | Hand Job: $ 10.00 | ------------------------------------- Checking his wal ...
 
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 37 - The fully fledged alaskan
 
There's this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which is California, and he want's to live in the largest state of America which is Alaska. So he goes there for a few weeks and decides he wants to become a fully-fledged Alskan, so ...
 
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 38 - The Drunk and the Nun
 
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really ,really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her i ...
 
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 39 - Snail Beer
 
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve snails' and throws him out. A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says... 'What did you do that for!' ...
 
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 40 - Your mama
 
your mama is so fat when she jumps into the air she gets stuck ...
 
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