21 - Urine Jest
 
Q: What did the police officer say to the drug offender? A: Urine trouble. ...
 
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 22 - Why do bees have sticky hair ???
 
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? A: Because they use a honey-comb! ...
 
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 23 - How the blonde crashed the helicopter
 
Q. How did the blonde crash the helicopter? A. She said it was cold so she turned off the cieling fan! ...
 
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 24 - Beer quote
 
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin Franklin ...
 
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 25 - Little Bastard
 
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants pocket, he pulls out a hundred dollar bill. Set up everybody in the place! he shouts. The bartender obliges. Suddenly, a little man jumps out of the guy's pocket, runs down the b ...
 
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 26 - It looks like plastic.
 
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while the drunk held the tiny object up to the light, slurring, Well, it looks plastic. Then ...
 
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 27 - Bathroom reading material
 
Seen in a bar near here: We don't stand in your toilet, so please don't pee on our floor! ...
 
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 28 - Bar Joke
 
A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies, Sorry, we don't serve food here. ...
 
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 29 - Girls Night Out
 
So ... the other day, my friends and I went to this Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 bill. The dancer came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and put it on his butt cheek. Not to be outdone, a ...
 
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 30 - Too many beers.
 
So I said Hey man, that's my beer. Then he says, No man, that's my beer. Then the beers say, No man, we're our own beers. That's when we realized we had too many beers. ...
 
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