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 11 - The grasshopper joke!
 
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says Hey! Your a grasshopper! We have a drink named after you!. The grasshopper says Oh yeah? You have a drink named Leonard?!. ...
 
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 12 - Skeleton Joke
 
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop. ...
 
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 13 - The bar and chain.
 
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asks the man what he could get him and why the man was pulling that chain around? The man answered HEY!! you ever tried pushing one of these things!! ...
 
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 14 - Deaf Genie
 
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter. He asks the man,Where did you get such a big lighter? The man replies,See that man playing piano over there? He's a genie and he'll grant you one wish. So the guy walks over to the gen ...
 
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 15 - What time does the bar open?
 
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. It opens at noon answers the clerk. About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. What time does the bar open? he asks. ...
 
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 16 - In the bar.
 
A guy walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs back a beer and says, All the guys on this side of the bar are cocksuckers! Anyone got a problem with that? Everyone is understandably silent. He then, chugs back another beer and ...
 
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 17 - How 'WOMEN' got created.
 
One Day God created Adam. Adam was happy and perfect(MEN) But one day he got lonely and told god to make him a partner. God said: Ill give you a beautiful women who is smart and will love you a lot, but you have to give me your legs. ...
 
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 18 - the happy bartender
 
This guy goes up to the bartender and says to him,I bet you 20 bucks I can piss in that cup behind you and not spill a drop, the bartender chuckles and says you're on so the guy stands up on the bar and pisses all over the bar, the bartender, everywhere b ...
 
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 19 - The Golden Toilet
 
There was this guy, let's call him bob. One night Bob went to about 5 bars, and he drank, like, 17 beers. After he was done with that, like any normally functioning person, he really had to go. So he asked the bartender where the bathroom was, and he w ...
 
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 20 - Where ar we?
 
A couple of blondes were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign that told them they were almost to Natchitoches. They argued all the way there about how to pronounce the name of the town. Finally they stopped for lunch. After getting their foo ...
 
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