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 61 - Ms. Piggy Counts
 
Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? A: Because she has a frog in her throat at 69! ...
 
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 62 - Blubber trouble
 
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES! ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 142 fois
 63 - The Walrus
 
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties? To find a tight Seal. ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 138 fois
 64 - The moral of the story is...
 
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump and eat it. There was a bear on the shore, he wanted the fly to drop six inches so the fish would jump and the bear could swipe the fish ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 126 fois
 65 - The cow?
 
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 111 fois
 66 - Soup you don't want to eat.
 
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin'off. ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 148 fois
 67 - How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
 
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow? 9, four to hold the legs, four to hold the udders, and one to tell them when to move the cow up and down. ...
 
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 68 - Chicken and the Egg
 
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up, smoking a cigarette, and says Well, I guess that answers THAT question!!! ...
 
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 69 - Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
 
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit? Anywhere he wants! ...
 
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 70 - Washing the Dog
 
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out a box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. No laundry the boy said, I'm going to wash my dog. ...
 
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