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 11 - The bad-mouthed parrot!
 
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew. Unfortunately, the old man's language was not the cleanest, and it would seem that the parrot picked up on this. The nephew did not like this, and tried to break the parrot of its swearing habi ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 164 fois
 12 - What did the elephant say to the naked man?
 
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing? ...
 
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 13 - Just Ducky!
 
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline to a friend as you're walking by the annoying someone. Repeat this ritual (making sure the annoyance can hear you) constantly, but never tell the annoying someone the rest of th ...
 
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 14 - If you can....
 
Some Thoughts... If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can get going without pep pills, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat ...
 
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 15 - How Many cochroaches...?
 
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light? A.) No one knows...when the light comes on they all scatter! ...
 
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 16 - If You Are Unhappy
 
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in ...
 
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 17 - The Fish
 
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Dam. ...
 
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 18 - Lesbian Frogs
 
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? MMmmmm, tastes like chicken! ...
 
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 19 - Seagulls
 
Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called baygulls! (baygull-bagel. ha ha ha.) ...
 
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 20 - Penquins on Tour
 
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says fill it up, please. The Attendant notices that the front and back seats of the car are occupied by penguins. Hey Buddy says the attendant to the driver, These birds can't be happy like this...they're wild ...
 
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