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 91 - A Hippo What?
 
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal in the world was. The first said, The meanest animal in the world is a Hippopotamus, cause it's got such big jowls. One bite and your gone. The second shook his head ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 72 fois
 92 - The Lion
 
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep? Meals on Wheels! ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 79 fois
 93 - Miss Muffet
 
Little miss muffet... sat on her tuffet... eating her kurds and way. Along came a spider, who sat down beside her, and said: hey, whats in the bowl bitch?! ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 78 fois
 94 - Tigger.
 
Why was Tigger lickin' the toilet? Cause he was lookin' for Pooh! ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 86 fois
 95 - 99 Click
 
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg. ...
 
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 96 - How do you catch a polar bear?
 
How do you catch a polar bear in Alaska? First you go out and cut a hole in the ice. Then, you line the hole with peas. When the bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice-hole. ...
 
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 97 - Yabba Dabba
 
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it as a pet it your back yard, you will eventually step in Yabba Dabba Doo! ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 74 fois
 98 - What do you call...
 
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree? Ho-Ho-Ho! ...
 
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 99 - Farmer
 
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him, Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk? Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that's so horrible? Farmer: ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 83 fois
 100 - Rules for Cats
 
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run 1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If no Oriental rug is available, shag is good. 2. DOORS: Do not allow close ...
 
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