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 81 - Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
 
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football? The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer. ...
 
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 82 - Hypothetical Question
 
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality? The father replies: Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your ...
 
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 83 - Poor froggy
 
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string. He enters a whorehouse and approaches the madam. Madam, I would like to have a girl for the afternoon. says the little boy. Sonny, I think you're a little young for that. replies the ma ...
 
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 84 - Definitions of Children
 
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the ed ...
 
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 85 - Mom's Brownies Recipe
 
Mom's Brownies Recipe... Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan. Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr no, no. Add margarine to 2 cups sugar. Take shortening can away from Jr. and clean cupboards. Me ...
 
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 86 - Love According to Kids
 
Love According to Kids Why PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too. No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell .. That's why perfume and deodo ...
 
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 87 - Buying a Barbie Doll
 
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a Barbie. At the store, the daughter asks the lady working at the store if Barbie comes with Ken. She replies, Oh no, Barbie only cums with GI Joe, she just fakes it with Ken. ...
 
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 88 - Definitions from Kids
 
Science definitions from Kids... H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water. To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube. When you smell a oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide. Water is composed of two gins, oxy ...
 
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 89 - Martin Learns Bad Words
 
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she said, Why don't you go across the street and watch the builders work, maybe you will learn something. Martin was gone about two hours. When he came home, his mother asked hi ...
 
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 90 - The Cat And the Milkman
 
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Tiddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could, I'm afraid Tiddles is dead, Lucy. ...
 
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