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 61 - Sibling Stories
 
From Matt Groening's Big Book Of Hell, here are: 'Lies My Older Brother And Sister Told Me'... The Sleeping Alligator Story Older Bro/Sis: See this? He isn't stuffed, ya know. He's sleeping. You: Really? Bro/Sis: If you don't believe me, why don't you ...
 
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 62 - Youngster Theories
 
From Matt Groening's very funny Big Book Of Hell, here are some philosophical theories shared by youngsters: If you eat a bunch of fizzies (i.e. pop-rocks or the like) when you drink a glass of water, you will explode. Dogs and bees can smell fear. ...
 
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 63 - Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
 
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with Joe Spivy. He developed poison ivy. You remember Leonard Skinner; he got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner. All the ...
 
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 64 - Kids In College
 
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife that they are getting poorer by degrees. ...
 
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 65 - Let's Swear
 
Mother calls up stairs, You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast or you'll be late for school! As they are ambling down, the 5-year-old turns to the 4-year-old, stops and says, Today we're gonna learn to swear! The 4-year-old gives a fearfu ...
 
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 66 - Having Children Is Like:
 
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having children will turn you into your parents. ...
 
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 67 - Toddler's Creed
 
If I want it, it's mine. If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine. If I can take it away from you, it's mine. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. If it's mine, it will never belong to anybody else, no matter what. If w ...
 
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 68 - Everyone Is Busy
 
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster: (whispering) No, he's busy. Sales person: Well then, can I please speak to your mother? Youngster: (in a whisper) She's busy too. Sales person: I see, how about your brother ...
 
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 69 - Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
 
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you wrap a baby in a towel sized bib...baby will find the tiny gap of space left around the neck and dump food in. 2. Because baby sleeps. Sleeping is an unplanned job for baby. If you don't ...
 
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 70 - No More Fishing For Baby Sis
 
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along. I'll never do that again! he told his mother that evening. I didn't catch a thing! Oh, next time I'm sure she'll ...
 
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