51 - Naming Children
 
After having quadruplets, the mother named them... Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff. ...
 
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 52 - Brushing the Child
 
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child. ...
 
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 53 - Swallowed A Penny
 
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from three-year-old Eric's room. Rushing to his side, we found him crying hysterically. He had accidentally swallowed a penny and was sure ...
 
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 54 - Dead Kitten
 
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to one of the kittens. This kitten, having no road sense, was killed by a passing car right in front of the little boy. The grandfather buried the kitten behind the barn, and the ...
 
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 55 - High On a Plane
 
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from Chicago to N.Y. The kid sat with his nose glued to the window as the plane taxied and then took off. After a couple of minutes in the air, the boy turned to his father and ...
 
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 56 - No Batteries?
 
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time. He was fast asleep. After staring at her tiny, motionless baby brother for a few minutes, Julie looked up at her mother and asked plaintively, Didn't he come with batter ...
 
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 57 - What is a Teenager?
 
By Bill Adler A Teenager is... A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.. A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.. A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, ...
 
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 58 - Santa's Entrance
 
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him he comes in through a large hole in daddy's wallet. ...
 
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 59 - No Worms Please!
 
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who was playing in the yard with some older children in the neighbourhood. She was horrified to see that they were feeding him an earthworm. She quickly opened the window and screame ...
 
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 60 - No Oranges
 
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I have left? Son: I don't know, because in school we learn on apples. ...
 
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