41 - Too Young
 
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule prohibited children under 12 from visiting patients. Our 11-year-old seemed to understand, but our six-year-old took the restriction very hard. We discovered why she was so unusual ...
 
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 42 - Good Ring Bearer
 
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. Asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, I was jus ...
 
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 43 - True Story
 
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex: We took him to the local mall shopping one day, and used a 'kiddy harness' to keep track of him, since he's an active little dickens and loves to walk and explore. As we stood watching the marvel of t ...
 
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 44 - Grandpa's Safe Sex
 
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks up on this and starts talking about the various problems and diseases going around. Teen says, Grandpa, th ...
 
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 45 - Murphy's Laws Of Parenting
 
Murphy's Laws Of Parenting... A child will not spill on a dirty floor. A lot of time has been wasted arguing over what came first, the chicken or the egg. It was undoubtedly the rooster. A young child is a noise with dirt on it. A youth become ...
 
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 46 - Question On Breastfeeding
 
While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year old, I came across the following question: Have you ever breast fed your baby? a) Yes...b) No...c) Don't know Don't know? Huh? ...
 
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 47 - Disposition To Have Children
 
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary. Which is tantamount to saying: If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either. ...
 
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 48 - Mutated Gene
 
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that enables them to know which buttons to push on electronic gadgets. ...
 
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 49 - Don't Pee In the Pool
 
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. Everyone knows, the mother lectured him, that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool! Oh really? said the lifeguard, from the diving board?! ...
 
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 50 - Great Singer
 
From Reader's Digest: I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of our five siblings can even carry a tune. So, I've restricted my singing to private places like the bathtub or the car. But one night, I softly sang a lullaby to my nine-month-old b ...
 
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