31 - Smart Kid!
 
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire. â??Hey kid!â? the farmer says, â??where ya goinâ?? with that wire?â? â??Well,â ...
 
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 32 - a joke
 
connor!!! ...
 
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 33 - Retarded Duck Farmer
 
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money to send one to college. So he came up with a fair way to choose who was to get the money. He called both of his sons into a room and gave them each a retarded duck and instructed the ...
 
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 34 - Butitches
 
This kid named Budditches lives wit his only relation-his grandma. He was enrolled in school and on the first day the teacher asked him his name. He replied,Butitches the teacher says, (after a lot of laughter from the class,)alright really what is your n ...
 
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 35 - Restroom
 
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our bathroom? Mom: No Jim, what made you ask? Baby Jim: Every morning, Daddy goes up to the bathroom and says: Oh God! Are you still in there! ...
 
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 36 - Little Girl's Questions
 
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother How old are you? Mommy says Honey, women don't talk about their age, you'll learn later on in life. The girl then asks, Mommy, how much do you weigh? Mommy says, That's another thing ...
 
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 37 - Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Teenager
 
Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Teenager 10) Like is, like, the most commonly used word in your vocabulary. 9) Metal Mouth and Tinsel Teeth have replaced your real name. 8) You fight with your hair every morning . . . and you lose! 7) Your par ...
 
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 38 - Cow gives birth
 
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 11-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, Great...he's 11 and now I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to ju ...
 
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 39 - Gravol Label
 
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It's even called Gravol for Children. It has dosage information for children 2 to under 6 years, and for children 6 to under 12 years. There is no dosage information for anybody older than 12 years old. But there is ...
 
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 40 - Having A Baby Is Like...
 
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have a baby: It's kinda like trying to pass a watermelon through a keyhole. ...
 
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