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Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:
17. I finished the Oreos.
16. Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds.
15. Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby..!!
14. I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!
13. Well, couldn't they induce labor ? The 25th is the Super Bowl.
12. Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella.
11. Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt.
10. Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!
9. I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?
8. Are your ankles supposed to look like that?
7. Get your *own* ice cream.
6. Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today.
5. Got milk ?
4. Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney.
3. Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!
2. Retaining water ? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water...
And the Number 1 Fatal Thing To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant:
1. You don't have the guts to pull that trigger... |
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