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A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.
Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?
My child, you have been a married woman for many years. Surely that cannot be.
Well, father, my first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk, and the next one was in construction and he always said he'd get to it tomorrow.
The last one was a gynecologist and all he did was look. But this time, father, I'm marrying a lawyer and I'm sure I'm going to get screwed! |
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